HOW DO I USE MICROWAVE

Dacia knocked on my door and she was like HOW DO I USE MICROWAVE. That’s how she talks. With a really weird lisp and a weird inflection and a weird accent. She doesn’t express concepts or thoughts in a logical way. It’s like if aliens had studied humans and sent a bad copy of a human to live on Earth, that’s what she is.

So I can’t go show her at the moment because I’m gaming. When the game is in a bit of a lull, I run downstairs, but she figured it out in like 5 seconds because I heard it beep. The moral of this story is that she’s hella derp and annoys me. Also she laughs at her own jokes that aren’t funny.

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

w

Connecting to %s