Dacia knocked on my door and she was like HOW DO I USE MICROWAVE. That’s how she talks. With a really weird lisp and a weird inflection and a weird accent. She doesn’t express concepts or thoughts in a logical way. It’s like if aliens had studied humans and sent a bad copy of a human to live on Earth, that’s what she is.
So I can’t go show her at the moment because I’m gaming. When the game is in a bit of a lull, I run downstairs, but she figured it out in like 5 seconds because I heard it beep. The moral of this story is that she’s hella derp and annoys me. Also she laughs at her own jokes that aren’t funny.